Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
how do people leak songs
where do they come from
what are you
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i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
here you go anon
It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider
sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate
one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.