Going back to school in September

jayma-jones:

Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?

Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshootsimage

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

craicalaic:

how do people leak songs
where do they come from
what are you

Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)
betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

-I swear to god, ‘Turn Down for What’ has killed someone. I’ve been at parties that are chill, maybe even winding down, and that song comes on and people take five shots in a row and start throwing chairs in the air.
The dark side of Lil Jon.  (via lovelyfieldz)

(Source: mightequinn)

You don’t understand how much I think of you.
(via notahumanbutacat)

(Source: chevalierdog)

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

image

gay8:

here you go anon

gay8:

here you go anon

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

samboggsus:

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: sextmejustinbieber)

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

loki-cat:

#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

loki-cat:

#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

(Source: ramblers-ghost)